In Catalonia, children are given a chocolate cake called a “Mona” as a gift at Easter. And whichever kid got this one better like diabetes because that’s what you’ll get if you eat a lifesize chocolate Lionel Messi complete with Ballon d’Or. Given how tiny the real Leo is, this sucker looks like it has to be bigger than him, though. It certainly weighs more. At 115 kilos (253 lbs.), it could probably crush the little Argentine with its head alone.
If this thing goes uneaten, I’m quite certain it will enslave us all.
Meanwhile, Arsenal winger Theo Walcott has vowed to take the game to Barcelona when the teams meet in the second leg of their Champions League quarter-final. “As an attacker you have to be on the front foot. Hopefully I can get at them and give them a problem,” he said. “If I can create space for some of the others then that’s all part of my job.”
Walcott came off the bench to score Arsenal’s opening goal in the first leg, as they managed to salvage a draw despite having been largely outplayed in the early part of the game and gone 2-0 down courtesy of two Zlatan Ibrahimovic goals.



